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Published: 08-09-2014 | Author: Remy van Elst | Text only version of this article

Table of Contents is a command line Fuck Off as a Service client. It is written is bash and supports multiple forms of API interaction. It also supports xclip, when available, the result of an interaction is copied to the clipboard for later use.

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$ ./ help - command line Fuck Off as a Service client ()
./ [name|/:from endpoint]

./ [name] [from]
./ [/:name/:from endpoint] [name]

./ [/:name/:from endpoint] [name] [from]

Endpoint is random by default.
All arguments are optional, unix username is used by default. 
When xclip is installed, the result will also be on your clipboard.

/:from endpoints: this that everything everyone pink life thanks flying fascinating
/:name/:from endpoints: off you donut shakespeare linus king chainsaw madison

$## Alias Fuck

Add this to your bashrc:

alias fuck="/path/to/"

Start a new shell and type fuck or for example, fuck Joe.

$# Examples

$ fuck          
Everyone can go and fuck off. - Remy

$ fuck Name
Name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - Remy

$ fuck Name From
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - From

$ fuck madison Name
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, Name. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points Name, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Remy


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